One is an obese monster who can't stop eating everything in sight while perpetually screaming such things as "ME EAT COOKIE" and "NOM NOM NOM!" The other is Cookie Monster.
The real Cookie Monster?
That's right, Man Couchers: this week's Bar Fight is between two celebrity monsters who share a gluttonous need for baked goods: Cookie Monster and Rosie O'Donnell. However, Cookie Monster knows now that cookies have to be a "sometimes food;" Rosie seems to be nomming her way back to television stardom, hoping to be attached to a celebrity edition of "Dance Your Ass Off" on the Oxygen Network.
While I doubt many Man Couch readers watch Oxygen shows, it's nevertheless every American's prerogative to keep Rosie O'Donnell away from our TV sets. She's probably on her way to selling yet another book about punny children or celebrity addiction. Someone must stop her from devouring the minds of our nation's youth, women, and Oxygen-network-watching men. That person has to be the Cookie Monster.
Pound for pound, I'd say they're pretty close to evenly matched. Cookie Monster's been eating leaner these days, having a few servings of fruits and veggies before ultimately gorging himself on his beloved cookies. Plus, he did an amazing job ruining Martha Stewart's day:
I recommend searching for the whole video, it's brilliant.
So, Man Coucheteers: WHO WILL WIN IN THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN COOKIE MONSTER AND ROSIE O'DONNELL?
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