The Campbell surname belongs to several important figures in our modern American culture: Naomi, Neve, Jason (Hail to the Redskins, baby!). Heck, one of the most recognizable pieces of modern art is Andy Warhol's pop rendering of the Campbell's soup can:
However, two figures loom powerfully in the minds of today's youth, two figures whose combined pop cultural prowess defined those of us who grew up in the roaring 90s: Bruce Campbell and Wayne Campbell. I think it's high time they duke it out.
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Okay. It seems clear that Bruce Campbell has this one in the bag. He's got a stronger build, less sense of personal honor and dignity, and has been seen sporting a chainsaw arm or an S-Mart shotgun, or "boom stick." He's had a long history of action films--albeit pretty shitty ones--and is the cult-film-fanboy's pick for this fight's winner.
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