Okay, okay, I know I've been writing a lot of relationship-y posts recently. I can't really explain why. Maybe my biological clock is ticking or I'm beginning to subconsciously become aware of my own mortality or something. Well, here's one more post on relationships and then I promise I'll change my tune for a bit!
When I was fifteen, I broke up with an AWESOME girlfriend simply because she couldn't spell. Times were different then; our relationship was conducted primarily on AIM or in the back of her car (like most teenage relationships), so spelling mattered!
Specifically, she consistently misspelled "Tomorrow" as "Tomarrow." Unbearable.
I was recently hooking up with a girl who spelled the word "Swear" as "Sware." I sware if she txts me tomarrow I'm gunna end things.
What's the shallowest reason you've ever had for breaking up with someone?
